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Fan girls

I can't stand fan girls and their fantasy anime characters. Make something original that isn't about two of your made up characters that look like they came out of a Kingdom Hearts Fan Fic. The voices were screeching horrible btw. Nothing personal, it's just the other side of the fence with these types of submissions. Your close friends and the guys who want to sleep with you will tell you that it's "cute" and "cool" or "funny" but in the back of their minds they might even be thinking what I'm thinking. Try to come up with a storyline or plot that doesn't absolutely offend the viewer's intelligence. On the upside, congrats on submitting a project, that always feels good.

LovelyKouga responds:

LOL I'm no fangirl, fangirls majorly piss me off. I don't even know what Kingdom Hearts is, and I don't read fanfiction.
I'm not sorry for using my original characters, as I've been developing and drawing them for a year and a half.
Although I draw anime, it's been about 2 or 3 years since I actually watched any, the last one being Death Note.
I have fans who aren't my friends, and who like my characters, so it's okay. ^^

Right

There is only one problem with your rant: While it might be true that the website is laced with "awesome" stuff, the truth of the matter is - NOBODY HAS BEEN DOING ANYTHING WORTH FUCKING WHILE TO WATCH. So the only thing anyone has to look forward to is stupid fucking jokes about video games. 90% of all fucking animators can't write a script for shit, and it's so much easier to make someone laugh than to make them cry. So everyone always defaults to comedy.

The only times anything is worthwhile in the front page is when Adam Philips posts something on the front page, right? because apparently he's the new fucking standard. Yeah it's such a bitch that everyone is obsessed with dumb cartoons as opposed to original works, but the truth of the matter is that original works around here are garbage! Everytime someone puts out some original work of animation, it's riddled with fucking anime and stupid script writing. All influenced by other garbage out there.

If I have a choice of watching something on newgrounds, and the choice was "shitty original work" and "cliche dumb video game jokes", then I'm going to have to say DUMB VIDEO GAME JOKES, because at least the chances of them fucking that up is about 50% less likely. And mind you, it does happen.

Yeah I don't like it any better than you do, but doing a rant about it and posting some sarcastic video is not gonna change kid's opinions on this website. You just do your animation, submit it and forget the fuck about it. In the end, anyone who complains about something being too popular is because they're honestly fucking jealous. Maybe not jealous in the way you're thinking, but jealous none the less. Thoughts like "why is he always on the front page, he can't draw for shit", or "that wasn't even funny". Well maybe you forgot, but this is the internet, there is people who like jokes, there is people who like farts, and then there is people who like the INTERNET. Which is about as low as you can get when it comes to expectations.

Just get over it. I know I have. Fads die.

dreftclub responds:

A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".

Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".

I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?

I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.

Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.

I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.

Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.

But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.

I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.

I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.

People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.

For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.

Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important

I like it like it

Looks good so far, once you put in the final touches, it'll really turn eyes. Keep it up!

UdonFox responds:

>_> You're gonna help me learn flash better, right?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

OMFG, I love australians XD

Ryan-Wolven responds:

we are sexy arent we?

BEAUTIFUL

This was totally inspirational. I want to continue my flash animations now that i've seen this, this is trully a work of art. This movie is going on my favorite's list.

dizi responds:

visit my website sometimes dude.!
and thanks for ur watching!

being honest ~

I can't really give it high scores, because when I vote, I compare to other movies similar to this one. Umm.. the tips I can give, is that you should use more tweening animation, like when Kirby jumps out of the way and spins, you should make the animation a little more smooth by using tweening animation, also sound effects add a lot of drama and get people more into the movie, this is a good try, similar to what I did at first, it wouldn't be a bad idea to come back later and add on to this movie what you have learned, and you could have yourself a good film that you could either re-submit, or add on to a bigger movie. Anyways, peace and keep up the good work!

BORKOYz responds:

it cool

Awesome!

Keep up the good work Jae! =) that was awesome, you could make a series out of this!!

Taepoong responds:

hehe Thank you Cel~ Let's Make TN Arts go further!

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Well first of all, it was nicely drawn, and it was kinda funny. Second of all, I have no respect for people that name movies with the same title as other people's movies. Even if you supposedly named it first, the other person submitted before you. This brings up a lot of confusion, and it would've just been better if you named the movie something else. Like Rabbits are stupid. Or Cigarettes kill. Something else.

2re responds:

read my commend. I did NOT copy any of that other movie. And that you donĀ“t like thw title is no reason to give me bad reviews.

Sweet!

That was better than "revenge of B". At least this wasn't SLOOOOOOOOOOOW, and your frame rate was right on key. Plus, it was like three times as short. Had no point, and it looked cool. So how can it be better than some flash that someone put 3 weeks work into it? .. easy, they didn't know wtf they were doing. good job man ^_^

Short movies ROCK!

rug-doctors responds:

Eh, I guess, but I wish I knew how to increase my frame rate. Its really hard to make fluid movements seem realistic at 12 frames per second. I would like to know how to change it to say- 20 or 25.

This was so horribly slow.

Couldn't you make the frames shorter, were they in bullet time the whole time?.. sometimes I couldn't understand what they were saying. This was so slow I thought it was my frame rate, but my computer ran at perfect speed. Make it faster next time.

beanies520 responds:

Its shorter so people can UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, and know what they were doing. Maybe you were asleep the whole time. I dont know. Whatever it is, you cant say slow is bad. Slow is actually good at some times.

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